After his recent victorious win, all eyes are on Obama to resolve the World's next greatest financial crisis - besides the Great Depression.
Before we speculate on his to-be-proven capability, here's my theory on why Obama got elected. Well, of course, other than the obvious disappointment Americans have for the Bush Administration. First, a story needs to be told.
- Once upon a time, there was a dying Atheist. His family members were staunch Catholics, and were trying desperately to "convert" him before his last breath.
One night, Satan visted him. Satan said: My boy, I'm a fairly diplomatic person. Hence, I will not sell Hell to you. I will paint you a picture of both Heaven and Hell, so that you can make a wise choice.
Heaven...well, Heaven is a nice place, peaceful yeah, and filled with lotsa clouds. If you were to go to Heaven, you will be sitting on clouds and playing the harp all day long. Kinda boring huh?
As for Hell, let me tell you, we are all having a hell of a time there! It's filled with casinos, clubs, women, wine, good food, sex and plenty of fun. I can assure you of a great time if you were to choose Hell!
Believing Satan's words, the dying Atheist chose Hell. Not long after, he breathed his last and descended into Hell. To his dismay, he saw only lotsa fire, burning souls and crying. He cried out: Why oh why?? I thought Satan said Hell was a great place filled with pleasures??
At this moment, Satan appeared to him and said: My boy, what you are seeing now...is the reality. Back on Earth...I was only CAMPAIGNING :p -
Truth is, the reality is really bleak now. Obama has at most 8 years to work on the financial, racial and environmental breakdown. Kudos to him if he can dunk one by the end of his terms.
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