Sunday, December 04, 2005

Where have all the pretty girls gone??!!

It seems that as you grow older, the less pretty people you meet. I used to think so. Now I beg to differ. This is because I have finally realised where all the pretty girls have gone to. And it's definitely not at my workplace, nor are they at my estate x(

Most of them seem to congregate in one industry - the food industry. I spotted one while I was buying beef noodles at Wisma, and another one while I was tim-summing at Palace with Mum. And Mamamia! boy, were they hot. I almost wanted to ask the Wisma babe why the hell was she not parading down the aisle of a runway along with other top models, when I realised that these days, top models themselves no longer looked as good as they used to. Ahhhh....now I know why. Coz top modelling co.s no longer look for hot babes - their standards now lie between the likes of effeminate boys and flat chested androgynous girls. Christy Chung standards are now glazing fat-free slimming centre billboards instead of DKNY billboards. I wonder how many people remember that Guess models used to look like they had enough breasts to spill over the whole of Big Apple? Now, they just look like they are all ready for a mass orgy with their semi-naked scrawny bodies.

Now that gives me a whole new inspiration. My new outfit doesn't have to be on alternative lingerie nor cutting-edge floral services. I may venture into setting up a modelling agency - with a catch - my recruits will no longer be scrawny pretty boys or handsome girls. I wanna be the present day modelling agency to discover a new Gia. :D

2 comments:

Jer said...

can i be a staff in ur agency?? ;)

fishy said...

Sure...I'm sure you can accept eye-candy for salary hor? >:)